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- Jan 24, 2010 1:01 pm (#878 of 894)
I know most of you have already seen this but I hadnt till last night...
http://www.erinandrewsvideo.org/
CurtOne
- Jan 24, 2010 1:04 pm (#879 of 894)
I have to eat Cheerios to see it? Nuts to that. Are they frosted or unfrosted?
I thought that anyone playing that video was in violation of a court order?
- Jan 24, 2010 1:05 pm (#880 of 894)
My bad...
Im in deep shit then.
I watched it 4 or 5 times.
CurtOne
- Jan 24, 2010 1:09 pm (#881 of 894)
You aren't in trouble for watching it. I'm just wondering about the website that's showing it. Not my problem.
Jes Beard
- Jan 24, 2010 3:09 pm (#882 of 894)
I thought that anyone playing that video was in violation of a court order?
A court may well have ordered that no one ever make the video available for viewing, but such an order would be meaningless.
A court can not validly order you to do or not do anything when you are not a party to the case and did not have the opportunity to be heard.
Jes Beard
- Jan 24, 2010 3:10 pm (#883 of 894)
.... of course, actually TELLING a judge that is not often a good idea.
Jay42
- Feb 3, 2010 6:56 pm (#884 of 894)
hmm Boris, can you shed some light on this?
http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-australians-want-to-ban-small-breasted-women-in-porn/
That's a lot like the Milton Bradley signing.
It's a good idea in principle but in practice it just won't work.
Besides, it would be discrimination against ladies who are either not naturally well endowed or don't want to go thru the required surgery in order to get a job.
- Feb 4, 2010 4:30 am (#886 of 894)
If Japan enacted a law like that, the whole domestic industry would collapse.
I've seen a few Japanese ladies who could still continue to work under that provision.
DaveP
- Feb 4, 2010 6:19 pm (#888 of 894)
Small breasted women should not be banned from porn.
They should, however, be banned from dating.
DaveP
- Feb 4, 2010 6:19 pm (#889 of 894)
Especially if they wear falsies.
- Feb 5, 2010 10:47 am (#890 of 894)
I like small breasted women...
I dont like fat women at all and to me big titties make women look fat.
My daughters mother got a boob job a few months ago and I wont even look at her anymore.
Jes Beard
- Feb 5, 2010 12:54 pm (#891 of 894)
Perhaps that was why she got it....
- Feb 9, 2010 11:08 am (#892 of 894)
Enjoy the veal...
A man in need of some sexual gratification walks the streets of Vegas to find a prostitute. Coming across one late at night the man asks, "How much do you charge?"
"It starts at $500 for a hand job."
The man was totally blown away, and he got kind of pissed. "$500 dollars!? For a hand job!? Holy crap! No hand job is worth that kind of money!"
She then told him, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?"
"Yes."
"Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?"
"Yes."
"And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?"
"Yes."
"Well," she said, smiling, "I own those. And I own them because I give a hand job that's worth $500."
The man couldn't believe his ears. He gets sex quite often so why would he pay this much for a hand job? He thought about it and decided "What the hell! You only live once." so he gave it a try.
They went back to his room at The Venetian. Twenty minutes later he was sitting on the bed, realizing that he has just experienced the hand job of a lifetime, worth every bit of the five hundred he paid. He was so amazed, he asked, "I suppose a blow job is $1,000?"
"$1,500."
"I wouldn't pay that for a blow job!"
She said, "step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow job that's worth every cent of $1,500."
The man, still sitting there in total disbelief over the hand job, said, "Sign me up, but let's go down and gamble a bit and then come up and go for round two."
They go down and play craps and he hits the casino for the cost of the BJ — and some more. And three hours after the mind-blowing hand job, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it. Top BJ of his life — better than any BJ he's ever gotten, so he asks: "How much for some pussy?"
The hooker said, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see the whole city of Las Vegas…laid out before us? All those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and shows?
The man readies himself for the number. He knows it's gonna be big, so huge he just wanted to know so he could laugh about it later.
"Well", the prostitute said, "If I had a pussy, I'd own it all."
- Mar 5, 2010 8:46 am (#894 of 894)
heh heh heh
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